jonnovstheinternet:

misspelledlife:

SLAAAAY TORONTO IM SO PROUD OF THIS

I’m starting to think Canadians are the best people ever

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explosm:

By Kris! New comics daily at Explosm.net!

explosm:

By Kris! New comics daily at Explosm.net!

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  • 15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
  • me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance

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evererika:

deepinmyb0nes:

iamprogress:

"I think every woman at one point or another in their life has been called a bitch. For a long time I had a real problem with that word, I didn’t like it and I thought it was derogatory. But I’ve gotten to a place now where I’ve made a lot of peace with it. It’s been so overused and made to seem so derogatory towards woman that I’ve adapted it into an empowering feeling for myself. If I’m a bitch then I’m a bitch, if that’s what an assertive woman is to you. So I’ve sort of adapted it as a badge of honor."

TTTHHHIIISSSSS

A+

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andrvw:

black licorice isn’t a candy it’s a punishment 

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explosm:

By Rob. Get chowdah here and go read some comics over at http://www.explosm.net/comics.

explosm:

By Rob. Get chowdah here and go read some comics over at http://www.explosm.net/comics.

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wild-guy:

Kelly Rowland texting Nelly via Microsoft Excel and then getting annoyed when he doesn’t text back.

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calvinandhobbesprobs:

Tennis balls are the REAL performance enhancers in baseball today.

calvinandhobbesprobs:

Tennis balls are the REAL performance enhancers in baseball today.

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pussy-sista:

The only picture that exists from my childhood

pussy-sista:

The only picture that exists from my childhood

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dayoldtampon:

the lip synching is so accurate

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evaot:

when ur tryin to tell a story but people talk over you

image

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